We left off part one of this story, with me about to go into the girl’s house to watch a movie. So without any further delays, here is the conclusion of the worst date I have ever been on.
In the livingroom of the house, there was a love seat and a full size couch. When [...]
We left off part one of this story, with me about to go into the girl’s house to watch a movie. So without any further delays, here is the conclusion of the worst date I have ever been on.
In the livingroom of the house, there was a love seat and a full size couch. When we came into the house, she told me to have a seat on the full size couch and that she would be back in a minute. So I took my seat on the couch waiting for her return, thinking we were going to sit together and watch a movie. When she came back, she had her laptop in hand and sat down on the couch opposite to me and questioned why I hadn’t put in a movie. Apparently I missed the memo, but it appeared that I was going to be watching the movie alone, while she added more friends for her cat on MySpace. When I got up to put in the movie, she told me the dvd player wasn’t working and I was going to have to find something else to do while she worked on the MySpace page. Who invites someone in to watch a movie when they have a busted dvd player?! I mean sure it could have been a ploy to get me come in, but she obviously wasn’t going for “anything else”. Just then, her roommate and her boyfriend came home. After a brief introduction the boyfriend asked, “Hey brah, you play Halo? I can’t beat this part and I need some help”. I am not lying one ounce when I tell you how he asked me if I played Halo. Brah? Who says that?! I mean, we aren’t hanging out with our surf boards on Huntington beach, wearing 5 Hollister shirts with all the collars popped. Sadly enough, I had nothing better going on so I agreed to help him out. As a side note, the guy sucked pretty bad at Halo. After playing for about 20min, I turned around to find the girl I was on the date with and her roommate still adding friends for the cat on MySpace.
Thinking it was about time to leave this train wreck of a date, I went and sat down beside the girl to talk to her for a few minutes before I left (At this point the roommate went to play Halo with her boyfriend). We sat there and made some small talk for a bit, before everything finally blew up in one blaze of horrific glory. Now I can’t remember what I asked her, but she opened Microsoft Word and decided it was a fantastic idea to type her answer to me. Wondering what was going on, I asked why she was doing this and acting so dumb. To that she responded, through Microsoft Word, that she felt more comfortable in the digital world and that is just the way it was and she didn’t feel like talking, only typing. At this point, I was done with the date and I was going to head for the door, but when I looked up I saw something I wish I didn’t… The roommate and her boyfriend were on floor making out while (excuse the term) “dry humping” (I thought that at some point, their jeans were going to wear out due to the friction). After seeing this, I was up and heading for the door post haste.
Surprisingly enough, the girl walked me to the door and even walked me to my car. “Goodnight, I had a great time” she said as she leaned in for a hug and what looked like a kiss, but just as she got to the point of no return, she took a sharp left and put her head on my shoulder and hugged me. You know those hugs where you are done, but the other person keeps hugging you making it too long and awkward? Yes, it was one of those hugs. She held on and all I could do was give that polite pat on the back, while trying to pull away. After what seemed to be an eternity and about 3 failed attempts at getting away, she let go and I was out of there.
Now I wouldn’t normally do this, but this girl is “special” on so many levels, that I have to post a picture that she later sent me and so thoughtfully entitled “Crackattack”. She looks especially bad in this picture, but it’s payback for the date. Enjoy!!
*As crazy as it sounds, my experiences with this girl didn’t end here… but that is another post for another time.
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Amazing. Simply amazing.
Hey brah,
That was a wicked awesome date.
Peace out.
Simply
wow
the dates you end up on seem to far fetched to be real…..
I know there are strange people out there!
I promise you that every date I blog about is 100% real. Is it bad thing that I can’t remember the last normal date that I have been on? lol
ROTFLMAO! I cannot believe this..aaha omg that girl is absolutely ridiculous!! Shit, i mean i love my dogs but i would never mention my dog’s myspace until after the 3rd date…obviously!!!
LoL JK.
” . . .I was going to have to find something else to do while she worked on the MySpace page.” That’s kinda rude house guest behavior. I’m so sorry!
Also, the picture . . . I get the a**crack. What I don’t quite get is WHAT is that thing she is touching? Is that a giant fridge for storing rediwhip??? Now that part is awesome!
I’m almost positive it’s not, but that girl seriously looks (and acts a WHOLE lot) like a roommate I had a couple of years ago!
The worst date I’ve ever been on involved meeting a boy at a movie theater, him not having any money with him, and me having to give him bus fare afterward so that he could get home.
@Nik Yes the Reddiwip bins or whatever they are, are indeed random and makes the pic but so does the soiled armchair
@Karen That would be crazy if it was your old roommate lol
LOL. you should have busted out the phone and took a video of the dry humping to post with this!
PS yes the arm chair is very random, maybe she is now homeless